You are absolutely amazing & I am excited about where we are heading together!
"Here is the solution to your problems: a relationship agreement that you can fill out together and which in thirty-one pages 'enumerates, iterates and codifies in detail the rights and duties' of the contracting parties."
Presenting 💕
I present to you the Relationship Agreement. A binding covenant that in its 31 pages enumerates, illuminates and codifies the responsibilities of Andrew Rutledge Roberts - hereinafter referred to as the "Boyfriend" - and Marci Lynn Blanchard - hereinafter referred to as the "Girlfriend."
The current document is a work in progress & the word fun has been included in the location of the document to facilitate the enjoymeent of creating our ideal relationship that we each desire.
Additional sections & emergency scenerarios will be included as needed & agreeed upon by the two consenting parties. The letter of the law is the intention with it & it must never become a duty to serve but a delight to love and serve each other.
I thought it would simply be fun to whip this up while you are out of town so that you know I am serious about you & it is my greatest desire to have a fulfilling & deeply loving relationship together.
“There's no denying that I have feelings for you that can't be explained in any other way. I briefly considered that I had a brain parasite, but that seems even more far-fetched. The only conclusion was love.”
Oh, and one other thing you should know is that "I am not crazy, my mom had me tested as a kid." However we will certainly need procedures in place when I am not my normal self.. 😉
